Let’s Talk Amber Heard

By Brook

Aug 20, 2016

It is the dream of many Sugar Babies to marry rich, and become a glamorous life-long spoiled girlfriend, with an array of tax breaks. But when those holiest of unions go sour, the richer of you two will be paying for the split.

That’s exactly what happened in the case of Amber Heard and ex-hubby, Captain Jack Sparrow. Aka Edward Scissorhands aka Johnny effing Depp. More on that story here.

Now get ready for the plot twist: Amber gave her $7 million settlement to (drum roll, please) charity. She donated $7 million to charity. Let’s talk Amber Heard…


We made the same face. Then realized, that’s really fucking noble. “Money played no role for me personally and never has, except to the extent that I could donate it to charity,” Amber said to People.com. Of course, no one mentions that she’s also a semi successful actress who’s made her own money.

Moral of the story? Be like Amber Heard. You want to be successful in your own right, and so disassociated from monetary things that $7 million looks like progress and change rather than pocket change.

Though it might be a little hard to imagine for those Sugar newbies feeling the struggle, just remember – there’s a reason Johnny Depp married her. And it probably had something to do with the fact that she wasn’t with him just for his wealth and status.

Never be with someone for their money. You should want to be with them because of what they can teach you and how they can help you level up, not how they can pay your bills and buy you shoes. Food for thot! Happy Sugaring!